Cool SMS!!!

nadam se da svi znate o cemu je rec..
Naime, ovde postavljajte smesne i loode sms-ove...da bi vam bilo lakse..., ja cu poceti...


*Roses are red, violets are blue, monkeys like you are kept in Zoo!! lol*

*This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!!!
Now read without the word CAT!!! LOL/

POSTAVLJAJTE I ZABAVITE SE!!!

hahah..extra suu

Dobra ideja....Za temu....

hahah...pa naravno..LOL!!

* Hey friend! Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty...soo, guess the world needs you after all...*

XAXA

*Uchenichka molitwa:,,Oce nas koji si za katedrom,sweta je hemijska twoja i da dobre wolje dodjesh na cas ili da uopshte ne dodjesh!Oprosti nam swe neoprawdane nashe,kao shto mi zaborawljamo gradiwo twoje i ne izvedi nas na tablu danas, wec nas ostawi na mestu nasem!!!AMIN!!!))))*

aFRIKA ::

*Uchenichka molitwa:,,Oce nas koji si za katedrom,sweta je hemijska twoja i da dobre wolje dodjesh na cas ili da uopshte ne dodjesh!Oprosti nam swe neoprawdane nashe,kao shto mi zaborawljamo gradiwo twoje i ne izvedi nas na tablu danas, wec nas ostawi na mestu nasem!!!AMIN!!!))))*

Joj to je meni ona luda Dejana poslala.....

BASH JE DOBRA FORA!!

Aha...

*I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.*

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Super su...

KOmunalno preduzece " Gradska cistoca " Vas obavestava da je u toku velika akcija sakupljanja smeca. Molim Vas ostanite na vidnom mesu!

Gledam sunce -vidim tebe, gledam mesec- vidim tebe, gledam zvezde- vidim tebe, gledam more- vidim tebe....DAJ JBT POMERI DUPE!!!

Otkada se nismo...nisi ni ti dugo...a ni ja nisam dugo...bas bi se mogli, kad vec nismo dugo...Bas bi se mogli videti...=P

extra suuuuuuu

Joj extra su...

hahaha...evo josh...!

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